dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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