in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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