Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
soo... how was my night?
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