Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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