I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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