Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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