i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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