last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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