do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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