i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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