And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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