Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
she told me i tasted like america
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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