It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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