I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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