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when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Did we literally take a cab across the street
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
