she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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