The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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