I feel like I'm in dance class right now
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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