I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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