eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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