you guys were way drunker than both of me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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