White coat. Heels.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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