im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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