p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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