he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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