i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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