There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
