Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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