I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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