Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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