This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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