You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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