We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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