maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
i think im in europe. pls send help
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