i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
