she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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