Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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