Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
