Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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