I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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