I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
