I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
