He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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