dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I love you. Go after that dick
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
