oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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