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I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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