Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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