What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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