He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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