we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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