how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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