32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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