i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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