Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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