Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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