and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
